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seekhappynights:

this is the best line i’ve ever read

(Source: swearslikecapaldi, via put-itdownonme)

allmannerofnerdery:

cybuster89:

hsandother:

pleatedjeans:

worth it - Google Translate

Oh my God what

So worth it

Hahahahahahahahah

dutchster:

sexual-frustration:

Hysterical Literature; reading with a vibrator.

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you left out the best one: stoya
the rest: 6 7 8 9

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

(Source: carlsagan, via zackisontumblr)

Feast of a bachelor
Pretty much the only meal I know how to make from scratch on my own. Hotdog, potatoes, and sriracha.
The coolest fucking polar bear ever. “Ice caps? Who gives a shit?”
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn

It was a trainwreck. I have no choice but to accept your apology. I know you’ll probably never trust me again, or look at me the same way. I’m not asking for your sympathy or trust, I just want your forgiveness. Cuz you were the real victim. I fucked up. I make stupid decisions when I drink, we all do. And those decisions hurt you. I never felt like the villain but if everyone else thinks that way then I guess it is true. No one will ever understand my sorrow, my anguish, cuz history is written by the victors - and I lost. All I know is that I loved you, more than anything. But love, the most valuable thing in the universe, has no value if it is unrequited. I should be the one apologizing, no one should ever play with someone’s heart, especially one as pure as yours.